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“Crisp Slap. No Flop.” – Pizza Justice Tee
“Crisp Slap. No Flop.” – Pizza Justice Tee
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When words fail, throw the slice.
Straight from the wild streets of PublicFreakout, this shirt captures the moment a man’s ego was demolished by a perfectly crisp slice of $4 pizza justice. No flop. No mercy. Just a THWACK of pepperoni-powered humility.
This tee is for those who:
Believe in sturdy crusts and swift consequences
Stand with service workers everywhere
Appreciate high art in low-res chaos
Features:
Bold, meme-worthy still-frame print
Tagline: “Crisp Slap. No Flop.”
Lightweight, breathable, 100% cotton
Guaranteed to make people say “I saw that video…”
Wear it to remind the world: Don’t disrespect the pizza parlour.
Machine washable
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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🍕 Approved by ghosts of old-school pizzerias
